The buffet
Mulla Nasruddin and his wife went out for dinner at a restaurant, and ordered the buffet. When he went back for the fifth time for chicken, his wife said, “You are such an overeater! Don’t you feel embarrassed, going back for that greasy chicken again and again?”
“Not at all,” Mulla said. “I keep telling them that I’m bringing it for you.”
 
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