Nasrudin's vacation
Nasrudin was working for Nike, but did not show up to his job for a week. When he came back, his boss asked him, "Where were you during the last week?" Nasrudin replied, "Oh, I was just doing as I was instructed." "What?" the boss replied. "Well," Nasrudin explained, "I was going to ask you for a vacation last week, but then I remembered that our company motto was Just Do It." "So?" the boss remarked.
"So I just did it."
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