Nasrudin offers friend strawberries
Nasrudin had a friend over at his house.
"Have some of these strawberries," Nasrudin said.
"Thank you," replied the friend, "but I have already eaten five of them."
"I usually don't count," Nasrudin replied, "but you actually ate ten."
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The thief
One night, a thief broke into Nasrudin's house and began putting items in a sack. Nasrudin then joined him and added a few items.
The thief was so bewildered that he turned to Nasrudin and asked, "What in the world are you doing?"
"Well," Nasrudin replied, "I thought we were moving, so I began helping you pack."
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The town gossip
The Town Gossip: "Nasrudin, I just saw some men delivering a huge tub of stew."
Nasrudin: "What's it to me?"
The Town Gossip: "They were taking it to your house."
Nasrudin: "What's it to you?"
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