Across the river
Nasrudin was standing near a river. A man on the other side shouted to him, "Hey! How can I get across the river?"
"You are across!" Nasrudin shouted back.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
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Two gold fish are in a tank.
One looks at the other and says, “You know how to drive this thing?!”
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As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field.
But hay, it’s in my jeans.
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I waited and stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was.
Then it dawned on me.
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Have you heard about corduroy pillows?
They’re making headlines.
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