I couldn’t believe that the highway department called my dad a thief.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
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Two gold fish are in a tank.
One looks at the other and says, “You know how to drive this thing?!”
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Two soldiers are in a tank.
One looks at the other and says, “BLUBLUBBLUBLUBBLUB.”
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As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field.
But hay, it’s in my jeans.
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