Across the river

Nasrudin was standing near a river. A man on the other side shouted to him, "Hey! How can I get across the river?"

"You are across!" Nasrudin shouted back.

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An atheist, a Crossfitter, and a vegan walk into a bar.

I know because they told me.

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I told my friend 10 jokes to get him to laugh.

Sadly, no pun in 10 did.