I couldn’t believe that the highway department called my dad a thief.

But when I got home, all the signs were there.

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My grandfather died peacefully, in his sleep…

…not screaming like the passengers in his car.

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What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between you and me, something smells.

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What do Cannon Balls do when they’re in love?

Make bbs.

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