Superstitious
The village mayor was very superstitious. One day, he was on a hunt and caught a glimpse of Nasrudin. He immediately shouted to his men, "Mullas are bad luck on a Tuesday. Tackle him and throw him out of here!" They followed his request, and ended up having a successful hunt. The next day, the Mayor saw Nasrudin and said, "Sorry about yesterday. It's just that I thought you were bad luck." "I'm bad luck!" Nasrudin replied. "You saw me yesterday, and ended up having a great hunt. I saw you, and ended up getting an ass-kicking!"
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A liter of milk
Nasrudin brought a small container to the milkman and said, "Give me one liter of cow's milk."
The milkman looked at Nasrudin's container and said, "A liter of cow's milk won't fit into your container."
"OK--give me one liter of goat's milk."

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