Devindar went into The Bank of India and asked to open a current account. The cashier was surprised when Devindar left the building saying he would return after he had been to Delhi. When asked why he was visiting Delhi, he retorted that the application form said: 'Got be filled in CAPITAL.'

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Santa was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to put in the column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes, please.

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How should the Indian coach reshuffle the Indian batting order?  Move "Extras" up the order.

    Compiled from the internet