Rasdeep goes into the kitchen and opens the cookie jar. He looks inside and closes it. His wife observes the whole episode and says nothing. Again Rasdeep enters the kitchen and does the same thing.

His wife asks, Rasdeep, why are you doing that?'

Rasdeep replies, 'The Doctor told to check my sugar level regularly.'

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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?

Sardar: An old king's skeleton.

Tourist: And the smaller skeleton next to it?

Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.

 Compiled from the internet