What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.
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What does a pepper do when it’s angry?
It gets jalapeño face!
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What’s a foot long and slippery?
A slipper.
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Two gold fish are in a tank.
One looks at the other and says, “You know how to drive this thing?!”
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As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field.
But hay, it’s in my jeans.
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What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common?
No ballroom.
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