Two gold fish are in a tank.
One looks at the other and says, “You know how to drive this thing?!”
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Two soldiers are in a tank.
One looks at the other and says, “BLUBLUBBLUBLUBBLUB.”
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As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field.
But hay, it’s in my jeans.
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A man is walking in the desert with his horse and his dog when the dog says, “I can’t do this. I need water.” The man says, “I didn’t know dogs could talk.”
The horse says, “Me neither!”
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What is the resemblance between a green apple and a red apple?
They’re both red except for the green one.

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