Sattar G with two red ears went to his doctor.

The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, " I was ironing

a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked

up the iron and stuck it to my ear."

" Oh Dear! " the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But ..what happened to your other ear?"

"The scoundrel (Yar) called back."

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On a repair shop door:

WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR, THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

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