Having lost his donkey a Pathan, got down to his knees and started thanking God.

A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?"

The Pathan replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey

at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."

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What is the Pathan doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought

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Why do Pathans work seven days a week?

So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.

     Compiled from the internet