An atheist, a Crossfitter, and a vegan walk into a bar.

I know because they told me.

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I waited and stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was.

Then it dawned on me.

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I told my friend 10 jokes to get him to laugh.

Sadly, no pun in 10 did.

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What’s red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

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I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday.

Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.

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