I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
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This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.
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My friend asked me to help him round up his 37 sheep.
I said "40".
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I've found a job helping a one armed typist do capital letters.
It's shift work.
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I went bobsleighing the other day, killed 250 bobs.
    
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