A man is walking in the desert with his horse and his dog when the dog says, “I can’t do this. I need water.” The man says, “I didn’t know dogs could talk.”

The horse says, “Me neither!”

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Why arent koalas actual bears?

They dont meet the koalafications

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I waited and stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was.

Then it dawned on me.

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