Guy walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch.

Bartender says "Pal, if you want a punch you'll have to stand in line" Guy looks around, but there is no punch line.

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People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones.

But people in Abu Dhabi do!

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My friends say there's a gay guy in our circle of friends... I really hope it's Todd, he's cute.

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I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.

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Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.

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