Q. What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the race?
A. Wow, I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.
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Q. Which thrill ride does a wine glass love to go on the most?
A. A coaster!
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Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. "I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions."
    
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