Most fruits like tomatoes, bananas and melons produce ethylene gas, a ripening agent that speeds up spoilage. Cucumbers are especially sensitive to ethylene gas and will need to be stored on their own. They are best stored on the counter, as opposed to the crisper drawer with off-gassing fruits. But if you prefer cold cucumbers, you can store them for a few days in the fridge (away from fruits).
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As a senior citizen was driving down the motorway, his phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him: "Vernon , I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on M25. Please be careful!"
"Hell," said Vernon, "It's not just one car. There's hundreds of them!
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