Sardar's friend: Sardarji, how was ur exam?

Sardarji: Oye..it was OK...but i couldn't answer the past tense of 'THINK'.

I thought & thought & thought...and finally wrote..THUNK !!!

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A lady and a lion were kissing each other in a circus cage..

Ring master: Anybody can do that?

Sardar: Oye..I can...first. . take the lion out !!

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