Police: “Open the door!”
Man: “I don’t want any balls!”
Police: “What? We don’t have any balls!”
Man: “I know.”
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A wife complains to her husband: “Just look at that couple down the road, how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her, why can’t you do the same?”
  The husband: “Are you mad? I barely know that woman!”
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Sleep with an open window tonight!
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