On a mountain trip a man falls down into a crack. His wife calls after him, “Are you OK?”

“Yeah!”

“Are you hurt?”

“No!”

“Not a scratch? How come?!“

“I’m not done falling yet-et-et-et-et!”

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What do you call a dog with no legs?

Doesn’t really matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway.

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