Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places where you want to be kissed by a man. But hell does that burn!
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In Spain, there is a tradition after a bullfight to serve the mayor the bull’s testicles.
One day after a bullfight, the mayor asks the waiter: “Funny, why are they so small today?”
The waiter: “Today, sir, the bull won.”
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