Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

The love of your life.

Liar! Chocolate can’t speak!

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A detective asks a woman, "So, your husband hanged himself?" Woman replies, "Yes, that is correct." The suspicious detective continues, "But why does he have all those bruises on his head?"

"The old fool used an elastic rope!"

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Why don‘t cannibals eat divorced women?

Because they’re bitter.

    Compiled from the internet