Little Johnny asks his father:

"Where does the wind come from?"

"I don't know."

"Why do dogs bark?"

"I don't know."

"Why is the earth round?"

"I don't know." "Does it disturb you that I ask so much?"

"No son. Please ask. Otherwise you will never learn anything."

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 “My wife suffers from a drinking problem.”

“Oh is she an alcoholic?” “No, I am, but she’s the one who suffers.”

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Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places where you want to be kissed by a man. But hell does that burn!    

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