Guy walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch.
Bartender says "Pal, if you want a punch you'll have to stand in line" Guy looks around, but there is no punch line.
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So what if I don't know what Armageddon means? It's not the end of the world.
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Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn't see that well

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