As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field.
But hay, it’s in my jeans.
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A man is walking in the desert with his horse and his dog when the dog says, “I can’t do this. I need water.” The man says, “I didn’t know dogs could talk.”
The horse says, “Me neither!”
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 What is the resemblance between a green apple and a red apple?
They’re both red except for the green one.
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