A man hired a lawyer when he got sued by his company for embezzlement of many millions. At the beginning of the process, the lawyer kindly reassured him: Don’t worry, you’ll never go to jail with that amount of money.“

And the lawyer was right. When the man did go to jail eventually, he didn’t have a penny anymore.

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Two fortune tellers meet. First one says, “We’re going to have a hot summer again.” The second one sighs happily: “Yes, it reminds me of the summer in 2092…”

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What’s a state clerk’s favorite day of the week?

Tuesday. There’s no point starting anything new so shortly before the weekend.

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“Mom, is it true I was brought by a stork?”

“Yes darling, that’s right!”

“Oh, so daddy is an impotent?”

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