An uneducated father with his educated son went for a camping

they set up a tent and slept

father gets up after sometime and asks his son"what can you see in the sky?"

Son: i can see many stars

Father:what does it resemble?

Son: There are many planets

Father beats on his sons head and says "Someone has stolen our tent"

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Teacher: "Answer this math problem: if your father earns $500 a week and gives half to your mother. What will he have?"

Student: "A heart attack."

    Compiled from the internet