POST TIME: 18 January, 2018 00:00 00 AM
Laughing out loud
Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
A: You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish.
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A kid walks up to his mom and asks, "Mom, can I go bungee jumping?" The mom says "No, you were born from broken rubber and I don't want you to go out the same way!"
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