A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”

The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”

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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.    Compiled from the internet

    Compiled from the internet