I am coughing and my nose is stuck.
Internet diagnosis: I am 26 weeks pregnant!
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When I greeted my boss in the morning, he told me to have a good day.
Who am I to argue? So I thanked him and went back home.
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
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