"Our restaurant’s snails are world-famous.”

“I know, one of them’s just been serving me.”

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Why were the Stars Wars released in the sequence of 4,5,6,1,2,3?

 Because they were directed by Yoda.

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That awkward moment when your entire Math class is discussing whether the result is 15 or 16 and your answer is -1053

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