It remains a puzzle why a bra is singular and panties are plural.
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"Our restaurant’s snails are world-famous.”
“I know, one of them’s just been serving me.”

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I played our wedding video backwards yesterday. It really cheered me up to see how I take the ring off my wife’s finger, get out of the church and go drinking with my best friends.
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