Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother?
My name is Paul
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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
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What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs
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Make chocolate-covered coconut balls and chocolate-covered fish balls. Mix them thoroughly and put them on a plate at your office kitchenette. Snicker freely. Don’t let them out too long – food poisoning from a rotting fish would not be entertaining.
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