Spain, there is a tradition after a bullfight to serve the mayor the bull’s testicles.

One day after a bullfight, the mayor asks the waiter: “Funny, why are they so small today?”

The waiter: “Today, sir, the bull won.”

* * * * * * * * *

I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent.

So I said, “Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?”

* * * * * * * * *

 A prisoner is finally released, after many years in jail. He stands at the pavement, yelling, "I'm free! I'm free!"

A little kid walks up to him happily and joins, “I’m four! I’m four!"

     Compiled from the internet