Laughing out loud

Two little boys were known troublemakers, stealing everything they could get their hands, even from the church. One day a priest stopped one of the boys and asked, "Where is God?" The boy shrugged and the priest repeated, "Where is God?" The boy ran out of the cathedral crying to his home where he hid in a closet. Eventually his brother found him and asked, "What's wrong?" The crying boy replied, "We're in trouble now! God is missing and they think we took him!" 
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A boy with a monkey on his shoulder was walking down the road when he passed a policeman who said, "Now, now young lad, I think you had better take that monkey the zoo." The next day, the boy was walking down the road with the monkey on his shoulder again, when he passed the same policeman. The policeman said, "Hey there, I thought I told you to take that money to the zoo!" The boy answered, "I did! Today I'm taking him to the cinema." 
    
    Compiled from the internet

 

Laughing out loud

Two little boys were known troublemakers, stealing everything they could get their hands, even from the church. One day a priest stopped one of the boys and asked, Where is God? The boy shrugged and the priest repeated, Where is God? The boy ran out of the cathedral crying to his home where he hid in a closet. Eventually his brother found him and asked, Whats wrong? The crying boy replied, Were in trouble now! God is missing and they think we took him! * * * * * * * A boy with a monkey on his shoulder was walking down the road when he passed a policeman who said, Now, now young lad, I think you had better take that monkey the zoo. The next day, the boy was walking down the road with the monkey on his shoulder again, when he passed the same policeman. The policeman said, Hey there, I thought I told you to take that money to the zoo! The boy answered, I did! Today Im taking him to the cinema. Compiled from the internet