Laughing out loud

A mom and a son come home from the grocery store. The boy immediately empties out a box of animal crackers and the mom asks him why. The boy says, "You should not eat it if the seal is broken, so I'm looking for the seal." 
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A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over the policeman says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?" The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?" 
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A man was walking down the street and saw a sign in a store window that said "Help Wanted," so the man ran in the store and yelled out, "What's wrong?!" 
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Laughing out loud

A mom and a son come home from the grocery store. The boy immediately empties out a box of animal crackers and the mom asks him why. The boy says, You should not eat it if the seal is broken, so Im looking for the seal. * * * * * * * A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over the policeman says, Sir, I couldnt help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking? The man gets really indignant and says, Officer, I couldnt help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts? * * * * * * * A man was walking down the street and saw a sign in a store window that said Help Wanted, so the man ran in the store and yelled out, Whats wrong?! Compiled from the internet