Laughing out loud

Two old friends crossed paths after not seeing one another for almost a decade.
Utkarsh: "What are you doing these days?"
Sparsh: "PHD."
Utkarsh: "Wow! You're a doctor!"
Sparsh: "No, Pizza Home Delivery."
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Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on.The second lawyer looked at him and said, "You're crazy! You'll never be able to outrun that bear!" "I don't have to," the first lawyer replied. "I only have to outrun you."
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Laughing out loud

Two old friends crossed paths after not seeing one another for almost a decade. Utkarsh: What are you doing these days? Sparsh: PHD. Utkarsh: Wow! Youre a doctor! Sparsh: No, Pizza Home Delivery. * * * * * * Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on.The second lawyer looked at him and said, Youre crazy! Youll never be able to outrun that bear! I dont have to, the first lawyer replied. I only have to outrun you. Compiled from the internet