Laughing out loud

Fred: "Why do elephants wear red nail polish?"
Bob: "I don't know, why?"
Fred: "To hide in cherry trees."
Bob: "But I've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree."
Fred: "See, it works."

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Three old friends got together and were discussing what movie they had watched when they conceived their children. One lady says she had just watched a movie called The Search for One-eye Jimmy and nine months later she gave birth to her baby. Another lady says, "Oh, I saw the movie Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs and then nine months later I had septuplets." The last lady gasps and exclaims, "Oh no, I just watched 101 Dalmations!"
    
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Laughing out loud

Fred: Why do elephants wear red nail polish? Bob: I dont know, why? Fred: To hide in cherry trees. Bob: But Ive never seen an elephant in a cherry tree. Fred: See, it works. * * * * * * * * * * Three old friends got together and were discussing what movie they had watched when they conceived their children. One lady says she had just watched a movie called The Search for One-eye Jimmy and nine months later she gave birth to her baby. Another lady says, Oh, I saw the movie Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs and then nine months later I had septuplets. The last lady gasps and exclaims, Oh no, I just watched 101 Dalmations! Compiled from the internet