Laughing out loud
One day, 3 men died and went to heaven. Religion? Gods secretary asked the first man.
Jewish, the man replied.
Okay, go to room 23, but be very quiet when you go past room 8, the secretary said.
Religion? he asked the second man.
Muslim.
Go to room 10, but be very quiet when you go past room 8.
Religion? he asked the third man.
Agnostic.
Go to room 71, but be very quiet when you go past room 8.
Why must I be quiet when I go past room 8? the man asked.
The secretary replied, Oh, the Catholics are in room 8, and they think that they are they only ones here.
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Bob goes to see his friend Pete. He finds Pete in his barn dancing naked around his John Deere. What are you doing! asks Bob. Pete stops dancing says, My wife has been ignoring me lately so I talked to my psychiatrist and he said I needed to do some thing sexy to a tractor. [to attract her.
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