Laughing out loud

Tom was at the hospital visiting with his best friend Larry who was dying. Tom asked, "If there is baseball in heaven will you come back and tell me?" Larry nodded yes just as he passed away. That night while Tom was sleeping, he heard Larry's voice in a dream, "Tom..." "Larry! What is it?!" asked Tom. "I have good news and bad news from heaven." "What's the good news?" "There is baseball in heaven after all, but the bad news is you're pitching on Tuesday."
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Q: If you were forced to go through one of the following doors, which door do you go through with 100 % certainty you'd stay alive: a door with a man with a gun behind it, a door with a tiger who hasn't eaten in 7 years behind it, or a door with an electrical chair behind it? A: The one with the tiger behind it, because if it hasn't eaten in 7 years it's dead.
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Laughing out loud

Tom was at the hospital visiting with his best friend Larry who was dying. Tom asked, If there is baseball in heaven will you come back and tell me? Larry nodded yes just as he passed away. That night while Tom was sleeping, he heard Larrys voice in a dream, Tom... Larry! What is it?! asked Tom. I have good news and bad news from heaven. Whats the good news? There is baseball in heaven after all, but the bad news is youre pitching on Tuesday. * * * * * * * * * * Q: If you were forced to go through one of the following doors, which door do you go through with 100 % certainty youd stay alive: a door with a man with a gun behind it, a door with a tiger who hasnt eaten in 7 years behind it, or a door with an electrical chair behind it? A: The one with the tiger behind it, because if it hasnt eaten in 7 years its dead. Compiled from the internet