Laughing out loud
A Spanish captain was walking on his ship when a soldier rushes to him and exclaims, An enemy ship is approaching us! The captain replies calmly, Go get my red shirt. The soldier gets the shirt for the captain. The enemy ship comes in and heavy rounds of fire are exchanged. Finally, the Spaniards win. The soldier asks, Congrats sir, but why the red shirt? The captain replies, If I got injured, my blood shouldnt be seen, as I didnt want my men to lose hope. Just then, another soldier runs up and says, Sir, we just spotted another twenty enemy ships! The captain calmly replies, Go bring my yellow pants.
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A little girl and her older brother were visiting their grandfathers farm. The older brother decided to play a trick on his younger sister. He told her that he discovered a man-eating chicken. The girl was frightened, and ran inside in fear. Then the older brother heard his little sister scream. He ran inside immediately. She was screaming at their grandfather, who was chowing down on a plate of fried chicken. What is it? he asked. The sister turned to him in fear and said, It- its- ITS A MAN EATING CHICKEN!!!
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