Laughing out loud

There's a blond and a brunette in a car. The brunette is driving while the blonde is in the passenger seat. They're going down a steep hill when the brunette realizes that the brakes don't work. The brunette tells the blonde that the brakes don't work and they will drive off the side of the cliff because they failed to stop. The blonde then replies, "Don't worry! There's a stop sign ahead."
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A Spanish captain was walking on his ship when a soldier rushes to him and exclaims, "An enemy ship is approaching us!" The captain replies calmly, "Go get my red shirt." The soldier gets the shirt for the captain. The enemy ship comes in and heavy rounds of fire are exchanged. Finally, the Spaniards win. The soldier asks, "Congrats sir, but why the red shirt?" The captain replies, "If I got injured, my blood shouldn't be seen, as I didn't want my men to lose hope." Just then, another soldier runs up and says, "Sir, we just spotted another twenty enemy ships!" The captain calmly replies, "Go bring my yellow pants."
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Laughing out loud

Theres a blond and a brunette in a car. The brunette is driving while the blonde is in the passenger seat. Theyre going down a steep hill when the brunette realizes that the brakes dont work. The brunette tells the blonde that the brakes dont work and they will drive off the side of the cliff because they failed to stop. The blonde then replies, Dont worry! Theres a stop sign ahead. * * * * * * * A Spanish captain was walking on his ship when a soldier rushes to him and exclaims, An enemy ship is approaching us! The captain replies calmly, Go get my red shirt. The soldier gets the shirt for the captain. The enemy ship comes in and heavy rounds of fire are exchanged. Finally, the Spaniards win. The soldier asks, Congrats sir, but why the red shirt? The captain replies, If I got injured, my blood shouldnt be seen, as I didnt want my men to lose hope. Just then, another soldier runs up and says, Sir, we just spotted another twenty enemy ships! The captain calmly replies, Go bring my yellow pants. Compiled from the internet