Laughing out loud
A child asked his father, How were people born? So his father said, Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on. The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now. The child ran back to his father and said, You lied to me! His father replied, No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.
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Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, And what starting salary are you looking for? The engineer replies, In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package. The interviewer inquires, Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette? The engineer sits up straight and says, Wow! Are you kidding? The interviewer replies, Yeah, but you started it. -
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