Laughing out loud
A man walks into a bar and says, Give me a beer before the problems start!
He drinks the beer and then orders another saying, Give me a beer before the problems start!
The bartender looks confused. This goes on for a while, and after the fifth beer the bartender is totally confused and asks the man When are you going to pay for these beers?
The man answers, Now the problems start!
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Bob left work one Friday evening.
But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with his mates and spending his entire wages.
When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and said to him, How would you like it if you didnt see me for two or three days?
He replied, That would be fine with me.
Monday went by and he didnt see his wife.
Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
But on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
Compiled from the internet
