Laughing out loud
An Amish husband, wife and son travel to the city on vacation. They visit a shopping mall and while the mother is shopping, the father and son are standing in awe in front of an elevator (having no idea what it is). As they watch, an elderly lady walks into the strange silver doors and the doors close. The father and son watch as the numbers go up, and then back down. When the doors open, a beautiful young woman walks out. The father leans over and whispers to the son, Son, go get your mother.
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There are three friends named Mad, Brain, and Fight. One day Fight went missing and his friends Mad and Brain started searching for him. Then Brain said, Mad, lets file a missing person report with the police. When they were about to walk into the police station, Brain said, Mad, you go and make the report. I will wait for you here. Mad said, Okay. Mad walked in but no police officers paid attention to him. Then he saw a policeman drinking a cup of coffee. Mad went to the officer, smacked the table, and the cup of coffee flew in the air, landing in the officers lap. Angry, the policeman asked, Are you looking for a fight? Mad replied, Yes, I am. The policeman asked, Are you mad? Mad replied, Yes, I am Mad. The policeman then asked, Dont you have a brain? Mad replied, Brain is outside sir.
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At the doctors office, Tom was getting a check up. I have good news and bad news, says the doctor. The good news is you have 24 hours left to live. Tom replies, Thats the good news?! Then the doctor says, The bad news is I should have told you that yesterday.
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