More than two decades ago a newspaper had come out on April First with the headlines: 'South Breaks Away'. It was a superb bit of tomfoolery and had most readers actually believing that South India had broken away from the rest of India!Unbelievably believable news..!
ROBERT CLEMENTS
More than two decades ago a newspaper had come out on April First with the headlines: South Breaks Away. It was a superb bit of tomfoolery and had most readers actually believing that South India had broken away from the rest of India!
But alas, there are headlines nobody will believe, lets imagine a few: India- Pak To Open Borders! Last night both the Indian Parliament and Pakistan Senate decided to open their borders to each other: No more visa hassles, security checks or currency changes for Pakistanis or Indians anymore!
Religion Disallowed in Elections!
The cabinet and members of the opposition signed a momentous bill saying that religion and reference to any religion would automatically debar for life any party or candidate standing for any election in the country:
All Cases to Be Tried Immediately
Thousands of courts will be constructed throughout the land and thousands of judges appointed as representatives agreed that in a democracy it was not just the right of the majority that mattered but quick implementation of the law of the land. Justice had to be balanced with Superiority of numbers for Democracy not to become a mobocracy. Construction work of courts has already started on a war footing and also the appointment of judges.
Police Force Given Independent Charge
After years of following the old British colonial system of having a police force that acted on the whims of the government in power, where police become the personal army of politicians, Parliament unanimously decided to free the police from the shackles of the decadent system!
Ah well today with the Internet you have lies being spread as forwards with everyone believing. So be careful as you believe unbelievably believable news..!
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