Hillary in the White House..!

There have been women Presidents and Prime ministers in most countries except America! The world's so called greatest democracy surprisingly has never had a lady in the White House.
"We can't have official meetings shifted from the Oval room to the White House kitchen," laughed a Texan cowboy as he pulled down his hat and stared at the lady reporter, "instead of listening to the President's speech the people will be trying to see what she's cooking for her husband’s breakfast!"
"Maybe the husband can make breakfast while his wife does official business in the Oval room," said the reporter.
"Hey! Hey! Lady this is the US of A! What will the world think of our men if they are seen frying eggs and making sandwiches? We don't want terrorists having a laugh do we? We've got an image to protect! We have the world to look after and our men should be shown as toughies not sissies!"
"So what do you suggest?" asked the lady reporter
"Jes' leave this president thing to us men!" laughed the Texan cowboy as he fell off his horse.
An infamous terrorist, when asked what he thought about dealing with a lady in the White House was quiet for quite awhile. He finally beckoned one of his favorite wives who came out of the cave and stood in front of him.
"I will have to train her," he whispered.
"Train me for what?" she asked saucily.
"To do all the bombing and suicide attacks all over the world!"
"Why?" she asked.
"I don't want to fight with a woman," he said, "I know this is American strategy to pit a woman against me, and if she wins I will be the laughing stock of the world! But if I put my wife in charge then it will be a fair fight!"
"What will you do then husband?" asked the wife.
"Maybe go for a holiday with Clinton!" laughed the terrorist, "and place bets as to whose wife will win!"
Bill Clinton when approached by a lady reporter gazed appreciatively at her, "nice legs!" he said finally.  "Sir what do you think of Hillary taking over the Presidency! Would you mind being in the kitchen while your wife makes policy?"
"Of course not!" said the former president, "I'm looking forward to the kitchen!"
"And how's that sir?"
"Monica!" whispered the ex president into his cell phone, "tell these people why I won't mind being in the kitchen!"
"Because," said the shrill voice from the other end, "I'm finishing a crash course in cooking right now, then I'll intern in the White House under the new chef!"
"Only this time he won't get the President's pardon..!" said Hillary as she walked into the room.  

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Hillary in the White House..!

There have been women Presidents and Prime ministers in most countries except America! The worlds so called greatest democracy surprisingly has never had a lady in the White House. We cant have official meetings shifted from the Oval room to the White House kitchen, laughed a Texan cowboy as he pulled down his hat and stared at the lady reporter, instead of listening to the Presidents speech the people will be trying to see what shes cooking for her husbands breakfast! Maybe the husband can make breakfast while his wife does official business in the Oval room, said the reporter. Hey! Hey! Lady this is the US of A! What will the world think of our men if they are seen frying eggs and making sandwiches? We dont want terrorists having a laugh do we? Weve got an image to protect! We have the world to look after and our men should be shown as toughies not sissies! So what do you suggest? asked the lady reporter Jes leave this president thing to us men! laughed the Texan cowboy as he fell off his horse. An infamous terrorist, when asked what he thought about dealing with a lady in the White House was quiet for quite awhile. He finally beckoned one of his favorite wives who came out of the cave and stood in front of him. I will have to train her, he whispered. Train me for what? she asked saucily. To do all the bombing and suicide attacks all over the world! Why? she asked. I dont want to fight with a woman, he said, I know this is American strategy to pit a woman against me, and if she wins I will be the laughing stock of the world! But if I put my wife in charge then it will be a fair fight! What will you do then husband? asked the wife. Maybe go for a holiday with Clinton! laughed the terrorist, and place bets as to whose wife will win! Bill Clinton when approached by a lady reporter gazed appreciatively at her, nice legs! he said finally. Sir what do you think of Hillary taking over the Presidency! Would you mind being in the kitchen while your wife makes policy? Of course not! said the former president, Im looking forward to the kitchen! And hows that sir? Monica! whispered the ex president into his cell phone, tell these people why I wont mind being in the kitchen! Because, said the shrill voice from the other end, Im finishing a crash course in cooking right now, then Ill intern in the White House under the new chef! Only this time he wont get the Presidents pardon..! said Hillary as she walked into the room. [email protected]